Repeat Step 1 from previous post.
Step 2: Substitute XL dragonfly for nonexistent birds. Be very encouraging; tell puppy she’s bound to catch that tiny bird eventually. Praise puppy for her exuberance and valiant, though completely fruitless, efforts. Enjoy the show.
Step 3: Throw Chuckit ball for puppy. Retrieve Chuckit ball, as puppy has moved on to alternating grazing with searching for nonexistent birds.
Repeat Step 4 from previous post.
Step 5: Enjoy cool shower while puppy sleeps it off on shady patio.